January 2011
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
nickboourns asked: How can a snake made of rock not be bad ass!?
jeditimelordkatie:
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” — C.S. Lewis
Height insult.
Mum: Are you sure you don't want any more salad?
Me: Yes
*Puts salad on my plate*
Me: Holy crap woman you are unbelievable!
Mum: You need it, your a growing woman
Me: Your...NOT a growing woman
NOTE-My Mum is short ^_^
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Wisdom...
When in doubt, shoot hooks at walls.
“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...”
– John Green. (via owlssayhooot)
Am I the ONLY one who sees this?
effyeahnerdfighters:
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Really?
Me: Gahhh!! I'm so tired
Me: Yeah you should go to bed
Me: But I don't want to
Me: Dude you're talking to yourself I think you should sleep
Me: Yeah I guess you're right...
Nanalew lives here.: Feral →
nanalew:
Winter in the city Bundled up, the girls are pretty But they are far less feral Than they ever used to be. They’ll break your reputation Save your limbs from amputation Yes, they’ll preserve your body In case their children need to feed. And when your head turns manic They’ll say, “Relax, don’t…
Nanalew lives here.: Midnight →
nanalew:
I have not a thought for our failure Though my health is dwindling still Below deck do the seafaring sailors Dream of lovers the water can’t will. Love, you are the clouds in my conscious In the bluest sky day on the sea As the sun sets I’ll surely be haunted By your likeness in dreams holding…
Lovely
The Circus
Me: Is that my new career path or whatever?
Mum: If you joined the circus what would you do?
Me: Lion tamer!
Mum: Yeah skip that monkey trainer crap
Me: Yeah none of that 'monkey business'!
(Then at which time I began laughing uncontrollably at my lame joke *le sigh*)
December 2010
